January 2009
December 2008
“Name: Sasha. Occupation: Blanket.”
– Sasha
‘Ryan! Dont look it’s my sisters baby daughter!’
Pick Up Lines: First Draft
janemarcus:
thebrewerpatriot:
Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I’m not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.
You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.
Your father must have been a thief. I don’t know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.
Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name...
(New) New Travel Plans
kdubz:
Ok- so will anyone be around at 7:30pm on Saturday, December 20th? Or should I pack my hiking shoes?
If nobody else will git ya, I get out of work at 8:15pm that day…just pack a good book and I’ll be there. :)
Most boring blog in the neighborhood. →
“She’s about four years away from having corn dogs on Thanksgiving.”
– Ryan, on Angelina Jolie 